he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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