if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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