Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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