I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
God I need to hump something, right now.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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