your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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