One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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