Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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