do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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