Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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