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(319): View more from Iowa

umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do

(1-319): View more from Iowa

put a dollar in it?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.

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(813): View more from Florida

Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?

(203): View more from Connecticut

everyone's regretting their thursdays.

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(509): View more from Washington

I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics

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(541): View more from Oregon

Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.

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(607): View more from New York

Did strip banana grams actually happen last night

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office

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(216): View more from Ohio

They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.

(216): View more from Ohio

Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n

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