and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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