Small penises have feelings too.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
A+ Viking dick
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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