The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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