Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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