I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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