Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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