I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
it's like iHOP with fire
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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