idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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