that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Randomize
