I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Randomize