im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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