im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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