I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
