Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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