I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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i drank out of a bidet.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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