I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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