Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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