it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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