its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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