Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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