I wish life had little blips of pornography
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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