North Korea, Best Korea!
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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