Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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