Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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