Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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