wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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