You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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