no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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