The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I want to fling myself into the sun
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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