That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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