i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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