how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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