like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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