why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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