just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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