My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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