Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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