Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Just cropdusted the office
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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