my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
where does the pee come out of this thing
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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