It's Friday. Sex?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Alive.
So much puke
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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