I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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