I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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