Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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