pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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