That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I still have a little drunk in my system
There are leaves in my underwear?
He has the fingertips of a God
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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