Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
